Those nasty, smelly yet spiky durians.
As you open them...BAm bAM the smell hits you, your eyes roll back as you hit the floor with a thud. Unconscious, the durian has attacked. Your friend rages at the durian and throws it aside while pinching his/her nose. He/she PERFORMS CPR, hoping you would survive the vicious attack of the durian. Your third friend (If you have one) ignores the half dead limp body that's sprawled on the floor and that person that’s attempting CPR and takes the durian away to eat it.
You wake up the next day with a bruised chest from the failed CPR and a cut up durian next to you with a note.
‘Get well soon son/daughter! Call me after you wake up! Also eat these delicious durians!’
Your eyes roll back for the second time.
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